Lament
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You lay there, a posture I suspect has become your default state. Eyes blank and looking up at me as if pleading to let you be. You inhale by reflex only - the agonal respirations heralding death as clearly as a banner declaring your intent to pass. I look but do not find your pulse.
Your demented mind, your failed heart - just shy of century, your histories, medications and previous transfers greet me from the white pages strewn across the floor as the nurse on scene realises that this is not in fact 'another mini stroke', this is the end.
I want to let you be at peace.
I want to let you die with dignity and grace.
I ask the nurse your wishes, I know what they must be and yet needing to hear and see the documentation. He does not know and I sigh with what I know is to come. The nurse leaves the room but we do not follow...
The Science Behind "Having A Bad Day" (And How To Solve It)
Monday, 26 July 2010 13:30 | Written by Lifehacker Australia |
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Last Updated (Tuesday, 27 July 2010 09:43) Lost In Translation: Batman Toy Backstory
Tuesday, 13 July 2010 11:30 | Written by Geekologie |
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ROFLASVOMNOMGIB! That's what you get for using a free internet translator instead of hiring somebody. Also, who knew Batman turned into Spiderman after finding equipment under his house? Because I've been under my house before and I didn't turn from one superhero into another EVEN THOUGH I FOUND AN OLD AIR CONDITIONER AND GOT BIT BY A SNAKE.
Knockoff Toy of the Day [thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Kaibedz, who knows Batman really got his superpowers after getting bitten by a vampire. Haha, what do you mean Batman doesn't actually have any superpowers? YES I'M QUALIFIED TO WRITE GEEKOLOGIE.
We're So Screwed: Quadricopters Now Capable Of Picking Up, Carrying Bodies
Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:30 | Written by Geekologie |
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Sure it may look like a couple boards nailed together into a T, but just imagine if it were a human body. Pretty creepy huh? What do you mean you're having trouble imagining it's a body? I swear, you have no imagination. You having lost your childlike innocence forever and never being able to get it back aside, the quadricopters are back and ready to work together to pick things up and carrying them around. And I'm not talking bags of dogshit either, but I always do pick up after my dog and you should too. Because you don't want me having to pick up after your dog. I'll smear that shit all over your car door handles. You think I'm kidding?! Ask the a-hole in apartment 213 if I'm kidding. I guarantee you'll be able to smell his hands.
Hit it for the frightening 2-minute video.
Yeah, No: Titanium & Carbon Fiber Coasters
Wednesday, 14 July 2010 09:30 | Written by Geekologie |
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Drink coasters: I usually don't use them. Occasionally I'll set a beer on a DVD or magazine, but for the most part I just use the floor. That way I can knock over a bottle every time I get up. Haha -- like I drink out of bottles! What do I look like, a f***ing money tree?! Enter Black Badger's titanium & carbon fiber coasters. They're $250 a pair. Exit Black Badger's titanium & carbon fiber coasters.
Black Badger Advanced Composites Coasters Made From Titanium And Carbon Fiber [ohgizmo]
Thanks to Marcus, who loves double fisting as much as the next drinker, but agrees anything over $200 for a pair of coasters is ridiculous.
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